Okay, I have come to the realization that the following profile is a terrible representation of myself. Instead, it is a shockingly accurate representation of the kid I was oh, 7 or 8 years ago. Which is interesting, I'm sure, so I'm preserving my old profile like...some sort of Matt exhibit, where we can read and ponder what the hell I was thinking way back when.
I rarely update my livejournal, but I do intend to turn that around! I've been saying this for the past two years or so, but really, I do! It turns out, I actually do have a lot to talk about! There are thoughts going on up here that might actually be worth writing down! So, hopefully I'll get back into it, and maybe if I'm feeling bold I'll even post some of my fiction...
======================================================================================== "He was a bold man that first eat an oyster." -Johnathon Swift
I realize that this is not actually a bio. It's more of a list of me quoting random things I enjoy. So, consider this my bio!
My name is Matt. I have a cat. I don't wear a hat, ('cept if it's Halloween) My girlfriend is Megan. We like to laugh at Reagen. Not one of us is Pagan, (but it's cool to read about) I'm a total dork. Prefer chicken over pork. But I'll have either on my fork, (though my family is jewish) My life's right now a wager, Cause I'm an English major. I'll always be a stranger, (unless you talk to me) So now you know about me, Though there's a bit more to see, Like that I don't like Pepsi, (and now I think we're done)
I don't normally rap about myself, or anything for that matter, but this...it just seemed right in the moment.
My new philosophy: 1: Say Dr Pepper is the most delicious thing in the world (which it is) 2: And then you became a vampire and blood was the most delicious thing in the world 3: Naturally and logically, blood would taste like Dr. Pepper! _____________________________________________________________________________________ Prepare for trouble... ...and make it double! To protect the world from devastation, To unite all peoples within our nation. To denounce the evils of truth and love, To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James. Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! ________
Gollum: "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Preciousss." Gollum: "They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, filthsss!" Sméagol: "No! No! Master!" Gollum: "Yess. Preciousss first. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!" Sméagol: "Master's my friend." Gollum: "You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you." Sméagol: "Not listening. Not listening." Gollum: "You´re a liar, and a thief." Sméagol: "No." Gollum: "Murderer!" Sméagol: "Go away." Gollum: "Go away?! Ahahhaa!" Sméagol: "I hate you, I hate you!" Gollum: "Where would you be without me? (gollum gollum). I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!" Sméagol: "Not anymore." Gollum: "What did you say?" Sméagol: "Master looks after us now. We don't need you." Gollum: "What?" Sméagol: "Leave now and never come back." Gollum: "No!" Sméagol: "Leave now and never come back!" Gollum: "Arrrgh!" Sméagol: "LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!"
John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked. Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect. _________________________________________________________________________________________
Hogwarts Sorting Hat: Based on Myers-Briggs Personality Typing
You are a RAVENCLAW!As a Ravenclaw and as an NTP, you are intellectual, independent, and value excellence in yourself and in those around you. You have a strong sense of curiosity, and in general can see many aspects of a single issue or debate. You have a strong drive to acquire knowledge and set very high standards for yourself and those around you. You enjoy being challenged, and can accept constructive criticism without taking it personally. You are probably at least somewhat unconventional, and will not usually follow authority for its own sake; instead, you will consider the issue at hand and make a decision for yourself. Take this quiz!